I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip.

I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip.

9/23/12  It's Monday which means Poop Humor at the lunch table.

9/23/12 It's Monday which means Poop Humor at the lunch table.

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

Funny Friendship Ecard: My clever comebacks usually surface an hour too late.

Funny Friendship Ecard: My clever comebacks usually surface an hour too late.

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