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Sorry I kicked you in the face, scratched your arms, and started crying. Seriously, don't tickle me.

Funny Apology Ecard: Im sorry I went into survival mode when you tickled me.

Do it my way

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This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

I really do..

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

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Hahaha

Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.-- story of my life,

So true. nailed-it-

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It happens

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

Yep

My dogs are awesome AND I'm popping out a kid. I will still think my dogs are awesome!

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