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I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka funny quote truth funny quote honest willy wonka upfront <3

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Good thing no one can read my mind…

SO TRUE

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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I'm up! If you are expecting bright eyed and bushy tail, you can go catch a squirrel! Hate mornings, can't be good lookin all the time!

Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience...

This is hands down my favorite ecard, meme, etc. about the government shut down.

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Some things are just not okay in life…

Being an atheist is okey. Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Bullying and excluding another reindeer because a he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

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Let me play you the song of my people…

Hahah