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We play slug bug STILL. even when we pull into our garage and see my vw bug.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Oh my goodness! My dog takes a good half hour of circling, until she finds the right spot? LOL

Omigosh this is totally going to be my new outlook on life. "I'm not picky, you should see my dog when he's looking for a place to poop. Now THAT'S picky.

The feeling of accomplishment you get when you are notified of all the repins on Pinterest. You are all welcome for my amazing finds. You. Are. Welcome. :)

Lol how I feel when I show my bf a funny pin & then somehow his whole family see it & loves it.I feel accomplished I spread such joy to an entire family.


I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait. E-Card. The perfect waiting game.

Which makes me wonder why people go to exotic places to get drunk and sleep all day. LOL

NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

That is me in a nutshell.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Every time I get the urge to clean. I watch Hoarders. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

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Free, Flirting Ecard: If you don't have anything nice to say, then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: If you don't have anything nice to say, then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

Weeding out the problem

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

Santa I've been naughty .. And it was SO WORTH IT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR LIST!!!

Free and Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty. and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.

Once upon a time, parents actually disciplined their kids and they learned to respect others and they grew up to be successful, productive, happy citizens.  Today, parents can't or won't discipline their kids, so we have a whole generation of mostly entitled, spoiled, disrespectful brats.  The End

Do Americans really want to beat their kids? Once upon a time, Mommies & Daddies could beat their kid's asses so they learned to respect others. But these days they can't and that's why so many people suck.