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My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend.

This is what I want to say to the lady that works in my office with me. Mind you, we are behind closed doors all day together. Ugh!


When people ask me about my weekend…

harry potter, harry potter and the chamber of secrets, film, 2000s, daniel radcliffe, my life,

Amen!This is what happens when you've been invited to 4 weddings this summer.


When I find a valid reason…

This is my life


I got her a plunger…

just funny!


Falling asleep on the bus

so true..


How men choose shampoo…

Very true......