The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake
Cause I didn't really understand you when you were running your mouth, I just sort of stared at you in shock like WTF did this bitch just say? FUCK YOU I will beat your ASS
funny quote not anxious extremely aware of what could go wrong
I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.
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saw this and made me laugh bc Laura you were the first person I thought would appreciate this!
and theres a chance i did go out publicly unacceptable- in which case-i don't even have to change!!
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