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You #suck at #parking #Learn to #park Do this again & I will #key your #stuff #LetsGetWordy #BusinessCard #card
Haha! Great business card for a-hole drivers that suck at parking. I wish I had one for the sports car I saw taking up 4 spaces at the mall a few months ago.
You Suck At Parking Cards. I talk about getting these all the time. I wish I knew where to buy them!
*giggle snort* These would actually make a great gift for some people.
i wish i had business cards like this. I'm going to get some.
You Suck At Parking cards! Great Idea!!
Love this idea! Parking lots beware!
This is awesome.
When you absolutely, positively must piss someone off. I would really like to shake this guy's hand.
When you absolutely, positively must piss someone off. I love it!!! Can I do this and not get into trouble? lol
When you absolutely, positively must piss someone off. Using math formulas on checks CINDY AND HANNAH!!
I wish I was smart enough to do this!sorry i laughed would love to do this some days to sprint
Math humor - When you absolutely, positively need to piss someone off.
I just love me a good math joke!
i hate math, i'm laughing anyway.
This is so awesome!
Awwww! I'd love to get one of these from a stranger as long as they didn't creep and just kind of handed it off. :P
thats genius, lol... we need to print out some of these for this summer and hand them out :)
Somebody please come with me and just walk around so we can hand these out ...
I think I'm going to make some of these and hand them out.
365 acts of kindness on www.wantwaaromniet.nl
i find you attractive, what a fun idea
haha...such a funny idea
pay it forward...
Every f**king time....
lol this would be me...
Ive currently got a spider taped to the floor too.. Im kinda just waiting until hes dead to let him go...
Why have I never thought to do this with a spider? If only my husband would be home often enough for this to be a good idea for me!
This is totally my situation. I'm being harassed by this freaky spider that only comes out when my husband isn't home. :\
Sounds like me... i will have to do this next time I see a spider & the hubby isn't home to kill it.
this is how I will handle it till my husband gets home....
hahahaha. that would be my sister with a spider.
Totally me with spiders!
Really funny stuff
Funny neighbor notes. These are hilarious, but the 'dinosaur haiku' made me literally laugh out loud.
Funny neighbors. Reminds me of some off my life in apartment living
I am dying these are so funny ...laughed til I cried!
ohh apartment living! I am dying these are so funny
Were all just friendly neighbors here...
To Dear Neighbors! Seriously so funny.
Ohh apartment living so funny!
Dear God, Please Stop The Stupid People From Breeding So Quickly. We're Severely Outnumbered Down Here!
Dear God, please stop stupid people breeding. We're being outnumbered in here
But seriously, this is my worst fear
Dear God hear my prayers
So true // funny things
but seriously though...
Bahaha. But seriously.
Enforced Speed Limit…
Haha can't stop laughing
speed limit enforced by sniper - http://www.jokeoftheday.me/speed-limit-enforced-by-sniper/
Speed limit enforced by sniper. Shit just got serious.
#speedlimit #enforced by #Sniper #sign #LetsGetWordy
Sniper you say. Challenge accepted!
'Speed limit enforced by sniper'
Hahaha!!! Best road sign ever!!!
Slow Down... Snipers Be Sniping
:) funny stuff
And your mama, too!
This should be a sticky note pad, and I need several! Especially love the additional check at the bottom "And your Momma too."
This is just KINDA perfect for the people in my life.
How I would love to use this at the office.
Need this note pad! Loving it....
I need this in my life like today
So funny for some reason!
Need this in my life.
ain't it the truth!
So true i get mad at them alll the time! Haha, makes me think of Cody the other night-- road rage.
Road rage...I would rather run it to the curb. This is one of my biggest pet peeves....!!!!! Oh h3ll yeah!
... or your giant truck! I usually cut people some slack if it is clear that they are not familiar with the area, however some of these drivers are clearly and aggressively just trying to cut in line. I wish they did have sarcastic road signs to address some of the road rage elitism -i.e. those who think other drivers need to clear a path for them -because they think they are special.
so true just cause your lane ends doesn't mean you have the right of way.. just the opposite really!!!
Really this doesn't make me laugh at all, but it would be bad karma to have a pet peeve board.
Funny Road Signs | Funny traffic sign: Left lane ends. #FreightCenter...
Or NOT! *giggles*
boo-ya! There are 2 guys I know who can't stand each other because they think the other is annoying/a know-it-all. They both need this!
@Melia Mawby.. Hahaha I think there's a few people who could use a shirt that says this!
I honestly ask google EVERYTHING just to prove someone wrong :)
I am using this at work....and with my husband!! Hahaha
Lol I know some people you need to understand this!!
hahaha....like it just for the so true google bit
I have got to remember this one!
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor sarcasm stupidity humorous #quote #quotes
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor sarcasm stupidity humorous - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
These are some priceless Facebook comebacks
Just some priceless Facebook comebacks.
And this is why everyone hates everyone under 30.: Giggle, Facebook Fail, Some People, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Priceless Facebook, Facebook Comebacks
this made my day 10000x better.: Giggle, Facebook Fail, Some People, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Priceless Facebook, Facebook Comebacks
If my fb community was this funny id consider re activating it. Pretty funny stuff lol...
Wow, some people are just dumb... Lol, and need to use commas or they'll eat poop...
people are idiots. A couple of these are pretty funny
some people and their facebook.....lololol
so true, so sad, so FUNNY
Some people are just dumb
Funny facebook posts!
Abracadabra.. Nope, you still a bitch.Yep some people just have no morals,respect, or self dignity ... Cheap replacement!!!!
HAHA Love it! Im going to use this on someone in 5...4...3...2...done! Funny stuff :p
can't stop laughing...wish I could say this to some people!
Change is not an option for some people.
Love it and its so true of some people!
it never works...stupid magic wand!
when magic doesn´t work.
so funny, but so true!!
Made Me Giggle!
This could be quite therapeutic for me. Lol
A comprehensive collection of people you want to punch in the face. This is the little black book anyone can fill. In fact, it would probably be a good idea to order a few Rude Books, 'cause you know you're gonna want to go retroactive with your shit
I would have to date each of my entries :) and write a little reason why I want to punch people in the face in my little black book.
Rude Little Black Book-The hand-made original "People i want to punch in the face book" by 27thStreetPress
Little Black Book #LOL #Ineedthis #littleblackbook #notebook #misanthropy
People I want to punch in the face, better get a bigger book than this.
Notebook: People I Want To Punch In The Face #Mean #Girls #Burnbook
People I Want To Punch In The Face Books Worth Reading
Might need a bigger book Lol burn book!!, :P
sigh. So me.
Short People Problem-so true:( Story of my life!
story of my life. ShortPeopleProblem#176
haha this is so true- Story of my life
pretty much my life / short problems
short girl problem. Story of my life
SO TRUE!! Story of my life.....
Ugh! So true! Story of my life
Short People Problems #MYlife
Meanwhile, in the world I wish I lived in… (34 Photos)
In case you were confused. I dont want to see your big ass through tights. ever....EVER. unless im taking a picture and laughing at it. then yes.
thank you. just thank you. every pair of tights and leggings need this warning label. Girls! Cover your asses!!
Thank you, American Apparel. -- Why would I post this on a classroom board? Oh just because EVERY middle school girl feels these are appropriate. Ugh!
Thank you, American Apparel. Want to mass produce this as a sticker and run around sticking it on girls lol
Lol. You know that girl, we've all seen her walking around the mall dressed seemingly normal until you get a look from behind then bam! All you see is a thong and some ass cheeks. So yeah....because of her tights now come with warning labels.
This is genius! Thanks American Apparel. Bc some people just don't know.
@Kasey Hansen...this made me giggle :) and it made me miss you
EXACTLY! One of my pet peeves...leggings are NOT pants!
Ha!!!! Funny stuff!
Happens all the time...
Story of my life!!! I literally thought I was the only one who did this... so happy to be proven wrong.
Inspiring image posts, teenage, teenager post #323712 - Resolution 500x350px - Find the image to your taste
Inspiring picture posts, teenage, teenager post. Resolution: 500x350. Find the picture to your taste!
i keep fandom related funny stuff on my lock screen you have no idea how many times i read it
YES! It's kinda scary how these teenager posts describe my life perfectly.
Haha, true story. I thought it was old age!
TEENAGER POST But so true for 40"s!
I'm glad i"m not the only one lol
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