I doubt this'll work on my thick ass hair but anyway, OP: Paper towel curls! So easy, just roll your hair in paper towels after a shower, and it absorbs the moisture. Then either sleep on them or diffuse them.
How To Dip Dye Your Hair With Kool-Aid - Find unsweetened packets (better so your hair isnt sticky). For every packet you use add one cup of water and boil it in a saucepan. Once boiling, pour the mixture into a heat proof cup or bowl.