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I'm not anti-social.  I'm selectively social.  There's a difference.

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

That about sums it up...

That about sums it up...

Jokes on them, I don't do it I just pin it for future references in case I ever get the urge!

Jokes on them, I don't do it I just pin it for future references in case I ever get the urge!

hahaha. horrible, but funny.

hahaha. horrible, but funny.

It's nice when other people think we are as entertaining as we do. Damn, we're some funny bitches. @Brittney Wilkins

It's nice when other people think we are as entertaining as we do. Damn, we're some funny bitches. @Brittney Wilkins

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