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    I think my boyfriend knows that look from me and that statement ALL too well. "no honey, i'm not mad at you... i'm mad at what you've done and said... so yes, indirectly, i'm very mad at you." lol but i love him and wouldn't trade it for the world :)

    Ohhhhh honey...I am right there with you. If only I loved water more than food:)

    I jsut dont bother if you know me... Its like leave me alone.. I didnt say that spellcheck did

    Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Thanks to Pinterest when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

    every time. I think this is an INTJ thing. I don't know anyone else who 'gets' this!

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    I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps I refused.

    Lol soooooo us! We always say "Google" it!

    I'd be the Zuckerberg of snark, except I'd go public before I'd topped out the value, and I'd live a much more excessive lifestyle. Ok, bad example.

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