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    Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey

    Water into Wine. Thank you Jesus! Amen!

    I'm gonna tell myself yes...

    Betty White quotes

    ain't that the truth.


    A workout for the workday

    The art of wine yoga!

    the answer is wine

    "Octopuses give the BEST hugs!"

    The Big Bang Theory was actually first theorized by a Catholic priest... true story

    A meal without wine.

    That's Primal Feminism! ;)

    I want to have a beer with this guy...



    Wise woman ;)

    smart cookie that Lucy


    Obviously not a fan of IE haha