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    everytime

    Yup.

    Truth.

    Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

    Mimosa Time! yes, please @Cariana Bonzer so true here hahaha

    I knew you'd understand! lol

    True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. After the first few years of marriage, John stopped laughing at me and began laughing with me. Guess What?!? His boxers ALWAYS matched his outfit too!!

    Haha

    Realizing that 90% of motherhood is spent locating someone's missing crap.

    Lmao! So true!

    It's for the best, really...

    All the time...

    Fat, stop it

    all the time....

    A stomach virus is God giving your fat ass a head start on a diet. Seriously - ready to start the New Year's workout a few lbs. lighter.

    Best believe it!

    Sad truths

    YEP

    So me.

    Haha