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No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here. So many people come to mind.

Just let me tell you what you should say in response

Funny Friendship Ecard: You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it.

Haha - "Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver." #funny #alcohol #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

It's hard to break into someone's delusional little world...

hahahahahaha idk why made me laugh so hard. i feel like we say this all the time Mullen

Oh Snap! (note really motivation, but definitely helps cheer you up b/c it's that funny!)

It's sad we work so hard paying taxes for these people who Do Nothing but just live off welfare. Get off the government as your baby daddy get a real job (-:

Except that I was always that weirdo in the Gang who wanted to "make peace" and clean the house like an obsessive compulsive on speed.

Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are. The women I work with!

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.every day at work

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

parmesan cheese containter lids will fit on mason jars!    How about keeping baking soda by the sink for a mildly abrasive cleanser. Or flour near where you kneed your bread - just sprinkle on the counter.

Did You Know? Parmesan Lids Fit On Canning Jars

Funny Confession Ecard: Life was much simpler when we could play a friendly game of red rover and just clothesline the people we didn't like.

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