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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people....I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

"I hate it when my dentist asks when the last time I flossed was. I'm like, dude, you don't remember? You were there. " #dentalhumor #funny #floss http://sallingtate.com

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Hahahahaha..YUP! Happened to me on the highway yesterday. I was driving 65 and they had to be doing 80. caught up to them everytime at the road construction!

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"Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked "Which one's yours?" Just for fun I said "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified."

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Ha!

This is one of those situations where honesty is NOT the best policy.

I don't work in hell but I thought this was funny :) same here!

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be.- I said when i opened the fridge today.

I'm calling in sick today. I'm suffering from anal glaucoma which means I can't see my ass going to work today.

Bitch, if you ran your ass as much as you run your mouth, you wouldn't be so fat. -I can't stop laughing!!!!

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.....I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.