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Let's get on this, people.

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

Some people let their kids run wild and cause others to want to throttle them. People, teach your kids some manners! You're supposed to be raising kids, not dogs.


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That feel. Iwant to like people, but they' re just an fucking stupid. best advice ever That feel Iwant to like people but they' re just an fucking stupid 'lall best advice ever

Hehe =P

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

hahaha I do this all the time. "Doesn't matter to me"...except not that one. or that one...

This is so josh! Josh: u pick babe, so I'll pick 5 different places n we still end up where he wants to go lol

Two Way Street: Pour Your Heart Out

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

The ONLY reason I am drinking all this wine is that I saw a great idea for the pretty blue bottle on Pinterest.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze. This is so me?

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Lol!!! I can't!!!!!!

I fart. whisper in my panties? If you "whisper in your panties", you're in denial!