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yeah that would be nice. Dramatic music when something bad is about to happen so we can get the fuck outta there. Romantic music if someone is horny and wants you to solve that problem for them.

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LOL So funny and true! Funny Quote and Saying. This is so me. I hate eggs unless they are in baked goods. Or deviled. But I only eat the filling. Or on eggs Benedict but I only eat the yolk. So yeah not really at all.