Toilet Paper Birthday "Life is a lot like a roll of toilet paper: the closer you get to the end, the quicker it goes. Don't take any crap on your birthday!" Toilet paper tied up with treats in a cellophane bag makes a fabulous over the hill gift.
Old timer birthday party favor. The prescription bottles were filled with M&Ms. I found this free printable label online.
exploding cake - because April Fools is a Holiday too! Also for a surprise birthday party.big surprise to let birthday person cut it !Then bring out the real cake!
funny, easy-to-make birthday gag gifts, including some free printable gag gifts. Plus, funny birthday quotes and birthday sayings.
OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Ass Iron in the Arteries and An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth!
70th birthday ideas for mom - Google Search
Over-The-Hill Finish My Phrase James birthday
Birthday Card Milestone Birthday Card by DaizyBlueDesigns
"At our age, swimming is dangerous lifeguards don't try as hard.