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  • Jackie Doyle

    Going to bed the other night. I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them. Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.' To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'

  • Shannon Harbin

    Funny stuff!

  • samantha rachal

    Good thing we can count on this man

  • Linda Israel

    This guy. I must remember this if I ever have an issue and need the police... LOL

  • ABH-1979

    Calling the police, like a boss.

  • Stephanie Hernandez

    Austin want's more police officers, but driving around, I see like 5 or 6 cop cars for a pull over, laughing and talking...yeah, I'm sure there was nobody in the area...*rolls eyes*

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