Disconnect them and shove the little shits outside; that's how you solve childhood obesity.

Disconnect them and shove the little shits outside; that's how you solve childhood obesity.

I have to remember I got this body into shape, carried, and birthed a baby with it. I've done it before and I can do it again.

I have to remember I got this body into shape, carried, and birthed a baby with it. I've done it before and I can do it again.

Instead of sick days, they should be called 'I hate my job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.

Instead of sick days, they should be called 'I hate my job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

For his ex wife who can't seem to stop stalking me through her daughters social media.. Psycho

For his ex wife who can't seem to stop stalking me through her daughters social media.. Psycho

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