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Thanks for the great gift, Dad. Have you met my new boyfriend, Spike? Yes, that is a skull tattoo on his neck, a mohawk and a spike through his nose. Would you like to reconsider your gift now?

Trebali bi se okupiti i jednom da cirkamo u cast dosade Lita Hayata Hayata Hayata Ross Prilike # It's always easier to blame someone else....SNORT!

And how do you think they got there? One gentle stretching session at a time. One. And the Ones one day all add up. Do you know what the name of that Special Day is? "Soon." Though many people are known to call it "Wow."

So true - more like built-in-elastic that will give you quadraboob - or elastic you have to pull so far down that it defeats the purpose of wearing a camisole . . . .

"pain makes you stronger. tears make you braver. a broken heart makes you wiser. and alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap."

Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

This is something I need to tell myself before I launch into my discussion about the "delicious" celery I had that day.

Daddy ♥ my husband is the kind of person that his daughter on the way is bound to feel this way.....

this is officially my favorite quote ever. thank you jackie. sooooo very true. some of her happiest moments r seeing or telling us to kiss n hug....n she loves pretending she is getting married and pretending to be me n marrying chappie lol. and i never saw a kid get soooo excited over a wedding anniversary.. she made us ice cream sundaes on her own..lol

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Im going to put this is a little note in my dad's pocket when he walks me down the aisle Sade Rose