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That guy must of done something wrong in his past lol. Karma definitely came back around on him when he ended up with that bitch. It's a shame he won't be warned ;);)

Sometimes I really wish Karma came in this life not the next! Treat people as you would like to be treated. Karma's only a bitch if you are

Smile......and whats it matter which it does

:-) so true works every time.words to live by when working retail at Christmas time!

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Dont get it twisted. Tupac

don t get confused between my personality and my attitude. my personality is who i am, my attitude depends on who you are

Never underestimate my abilities...

Oh, this is so true! A worried mother does better research than the FBI! I'm surprised the FBI hasn't offered me a job!

Tuesday's are just not the day for the bs SweetieI'm thinking We Need a Fast Forward Button & a Corona or Margarita To get Us Thru til Friday.. #hotmiamifashion #womenempoweringwomen #antibullying #shophotmiami #shophmfomg #thecrazysexyceo #hotmiamiselfiestation

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

hahaha....this is awesome.

Women are not moody. We simply have days when we are less inclined to put up with crap.

especially true in the winter when the days are short. If not out of the house before it gets dark, chances are, I'm not going.

i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

Local Lisa in BARCELONA

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

This is hanging in front of my face right now on my office wall.  Makes me smile every single day!

Foodie Facts: What Your Cravings Are Really Telling You

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry. I have a bird who loves french fries, so I know. that's pretty happy!

Mosquito

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

I love you this much...

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

.... I have more friends that are my family than my own family, and I feel so blessed! Friends that have never turned their backs on me.

Deobandi Fabrication in Madarij an Nabuwat

So true. Some family choose not to be a part of your life, even it is not your choice. Some friends feel like family, they choose you for who you are, accepting you. They want you in their life.

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