How To Clean Your Kitchen (and Keep It Clean) in 20 Minutes a Day for 30 Days

How I feel all of the time. "I will Cut You" for my beach Girls some Bon Qui Qui

It's sad that I understand this :-(    :-)

Why Older Women Shouldn't Sunbathe in the Nude.- i totally laughed out loud

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24 Products That Are Totally Feeling You Right Now

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!


It is called "Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts." Please stay away dysfunctional Valentine Hearts from me. I only want healthy, fun, adventure, sweet and romantic Valentine Hearts.


This is what I'm going to tell my kids when I have them. I will not be dealing with picky eaters or making five separate meals for dinner. (Another thing my mom did, which made us more open to trying new foods).

20 Funniest Pinterest Mom Quotes & Pins

20 Funniest Pinterest Mom Quotes & Pins

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

totally did this yesterday lol

Story of my life. My sister, mom, and I love target lol

My husband has a "10 second rule" where he can take back anything he says and as long as it is in the first 10 seconds I can't get mad.  It has saved him countless times!

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Shark week @Anna Totten Totten Totten McClain @Tori Sdao Sdao Sdao Smith @Erin B B B Fitl @Rhonda Alp Alp Alp Wilson

fakemustache: andzoidberg: ilovecharts: clapyourhandssaykirsten: “ “ “ “ My period will now be called shark week. ” slow clap ” Fuck yes, I’m totally referring to my period as shark week from now on.

parenting done right

Tough Love Triangle Translates into Tough Luck and Tough Endings

so glad my parents dont do this to me. buuuut im prolly gonna do it to my kids.(: so glad my parents dont do this to me. buuuut im prolly gonna do it to my kids.

Pretty Amazing

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. I will believe ANYTHING. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

funny halloween tombstone sayings. Died from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.

Press *LIKE* if you've done this. Or, run the washing machine again after leaving the clothes in for too long (better known as "swamp smell prevention"). We won't tell!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Oh! So true, it never works!

i have never Ever in my entire life opened a box of mac n cheese using the "to open" tab--*This is soo true! I just end up with a dented box most of the time and occasionally macaroni everywhere*