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Oh im thankful I'm not you. keep writing ur book sweety ill be right here staying awesome while your over there looking like Mickey Rourke guess s is secretly gay

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Its amusing that while you were hoping to ruin my life, I was busy becoming successful and karma was biting you in your poor, ugly ass.


If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

WOW this couldn't be more perfect!! Always acting like your happy then making shit up about me, please get a life and worry about your own for once..

Shout out to the bitch who's never met me but still stalks my page and has posted about me almost every day for 3 years 😝 good job bro 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Pretty much... You're dead... Just too dumb to fall over ;-) ~H

My friendship comes in 3 levels: Sass Insults Inappropriate sexual humor

Mean friends

I don't have many haters, but the few I do have are not going to distract me from continuing to love my life.

Ahhhh rushed for my last time this morning...ahhhh a whole week of nothing but me, my wife, and the ocean!!! Soooooo excited!!

Personal Branding: 5 Scary-Good Lessons