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Hilarious: Free printable "You suck at parking note" to leave on people's cars....

Hilarious: Free printable "You suck at parking note" to leave on people's cars. I'm so printing some out now.and leaving them on random cars at the school parking lot.

Lol

I want to cross stitch now! Ermahgerd Crossstitch Pattern by CraftComplex on Etsy

Honestly, I am not a big lush, I just do stupid stuff when I'm drunk.

so true! I do text random things when I drink the vodka.

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

Bwahahahahaha! Can't wait...or, YES, I CAN!!!   You missed curfew... ha ha ha ha!!!

I am this parent-I will remember this when my boys become teenagers!

I WILL DO THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN HOUSE!!!

I have the "doorbell broken." Sign on my door too but never thought to add the "yell ding dong.

If your in the left lane and you're not doing at least 5mph over the speed limit PASSING PEOPLE then get out of the left lane!!

One of my biggest pet peeves.i cant stand slow people in the fast lane.it clearly states on the signs"SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" I so want to do this on my next trip!

Always wearing a hair-tie on your wrist and feeling incredibly vulnerable when you forget. That's me.

hair tie on my wrist for my senior pictures. hair tie on my wrist for our engagement pictures. hair tie on my wrist or in my hair (or both) always.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

Wifi name fail #fail #funny #wifi #lol

Have fun with your neighbors or drive-by internet users by changing your wireless network to "FBI Surveillance Van". Of course, those would be the dumbest FBI agents in the world, but it may still make your neighbors stop and think.

things to say to Siri. Just did this entire list. LOL she's a sassy one

100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

things to say to Siri. We asked my Siri some of the clean questions and were laughing pretty hard.especially considering Siri calls me a loser thanks to my guys!

Yup! I been liftin'!

Happy face baby photo with a caption: I have a surprise for you. It's poop. Are you tired of cleaning after your sweetie or you enjoy dong it?

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