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Especially when you have a broken down washing machine & have to haul everything to someone else's house to wash...

Also the breeze between the knees.

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

Which is exactly why I am at the grocery store 10 times a week.

Biggest lie

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!

Hah! - Olde Green Cupboard Designs

Art Wouldnt the world be a better place if only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood - well better for everyone except for the gyms and plastic surgeons! smile-while-you-still-have-teeth

Not the trust part, but the chocolate  :)

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

Because they can't see you, duh!

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

No wonder!

haha, put the scale away! Focus on what you are doing and making healthy choices while you are doing it. The weight will come off as a result of making the healthy choices, but you have to learn to focus on other things than this number!

Because sometimes this is really how I feel.

word of the day : exhaustipated just too tired to give a shit , how I've been feeling lately

Wine can do so many things.

Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man.

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