If you show me you don't give a fuck. I'll show you that I'm better at it...
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I wish thus were true
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If you show me that you don't give a fuck, i ll show you #relationship #quotes #love
I forgot to eat...
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So true! Totally me!
hahaha I'm one of those people, yet I'm always hungry!!
I love food
My eating schedule
When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Bahaha! True Story.
I had an ex that used to say this all the time and I never understood how it was possible?! I wake up thinking about What Im gonna eat for lunch! Lol more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101
You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit. #ecards hahaha Right!
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Sorry, dipshits!! Absolutely not!
Funny Workplace Ecard: You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit.
Real talk bitch.
Hahaha perfect for some people in my life
well said it
Im not scared to honest, but some people are scared to hear the truth
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This is totally me haha
Im not scared to honest, but some people are scared to hear the truth So true
Not always a good thing, but accurate.
Im not scared to be honest, but some people are scared to hear the truth. Hurt me with the truth, but never comfort me with a lie
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LMAO! Story of my life! So funny!!! (sadly true)
There's a reason I avoid those things like the plague!
Accidentally Stepped On A Scale & Now I'm On Suicide Watch.
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First day of school. Countdown begins. Back to school teacher humor. #bts2015 #teacherhumor
so true!! Funny Teacher Week Ecard: The first day of school--The day when the countdown to the LAST day of school begins.
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Funny Ecards , this is probably my all time favorite Ecard. I say it daily.
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You forgot something.
Funny Ecard: Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.
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Funny Ecards , this is probably my all time favorite Ecard. I laughed so hard haha
My degree of bitchy sarcasm depends entirely on your degree of dumbass stupidity.
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My degree of bitchy sarcasm depends entirely on your degree of dumbass stupidity. excuse the language, but so true
So true!! @Amber Lane
true story so be prepared
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Strong women are sexy!
Lol, I love this! Now if inly I could remember this word for word to use at a later date.
So true- always loved this quote!
Stay true to urself...
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Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. will skip for beer??
except my daughter signed us up to do the color run this week end and I am so excited! :-)
Now thats my kind of cardio!
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. Bahahaha!
Foam Run? Colour Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs in a car *amen to this* | eCards
If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half an Olsen twin | eCards
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If sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin #funny #ecard
True story. If being sarcastic burned calories...
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Live in the moment.
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This is so true. #quotes
Be present in the moment. Spend quality time with people not your phone. Celebrate each day. www.lmawby.com
Thankfully, I have LOTS of people in my life like this. If I'm looking at my phone it's because one is in front of me and one is texting me! ;)
YESSSS put the damn phone down!!!!
SS Quote (when you see me say SS quote it means I would like to add this to the SS template and post) "I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone..."
This is totally me!!! If I have my phone out while in your company there is definitely something wrong!!!
True! #friendship #nophone #gooffline #disconnect
Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength, I'll also need a new identity and a one way ticket to a non-extraditing country.
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Lord please give me patience because of you give me strengh I'll need a new identity
Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience...
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And here you have my life summed up in an ecard.
Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience... | Cry For Help Ecard
Funny patience quote. Guilty as charged!
Pretty sure I've said that prayer before.LOL. Catholic humor.
I guess that makes me a fatty... I have an overwhelming amount of patience with some of the most annoying people in the universe - people with problem feet.
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Yepp, a dream come true lol
yourecards i wish i was as thin as my patience
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This is so true. Especially at work!
Omg story of my life last week at work!
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Lord give me patience...Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money (and a new job) to go with it.
Lmao so funny
Some would say (and I've actually heard this): "No it's not..then they think they're right." LOL!!!! That literally makes me laugh as a fool will think they're always right, NO MATTER WHAT! So why waste your time? Let them think they're right or think what they want to think...lol Don't waste your time, don't waste your breath and don't be a fool in response to a fool. Most fools love to talk. Make your reply: Silence
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I can testify to the truth in this statement. If only I could live by it everyday. Too often I'm too quick to reply without silence.
"Silence is the best reply to a fool." This is SO true!!
Silence is the best reply to a fool. I need to remember this!
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Yup you fools! Get a life if im still hindering your relationship four months later there are issues. I moved.on got a good man that im happy with and he would NEVER disrespect me and cheat on me..think its time u guys moved on also. SILENCE. :-* muahh forevaaa.
That knife you used to stab me in the back with came in handy. I used it to cut my ties with you.
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The so called "ties". As if they existed..
This is so true!
Not that easy to cut ties when it's your mum doing the stabbing!
Amen! Moving on.
Thanks for lying and backstabbing me.
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Dear D***** thanks for being the worst boyfriend and making me feel worthless. Thanks for turning out to be Rasputin re-incarnated instead of prince charming. Dear K**** thanks for telling me you were engaged right after me and D***** broke up. And then after three years of being my very best friend you abandon right after my worst break up and leaving me to suffer through it alone. Thanks for saying that we could never ever talk again....but we'd always be friends. (AKA bullshit)
it's about time to do this...
Because I don't need people that treat me like dirt in my life.
I'd appreciate it also if ppl wouldn't act so surprised if I know what I'm talking about (rare as that is)