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Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

Haha.  sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

When someone yells "STOP"..best e-card ever! :) Hahahaha

Definitely collaborate and listen. Vanilla Ice just can't be wrong!

Most people have ah-hah! moments.... I have aww-fuck moments!!

Most people have ah-hah moments. I have aww-fuck moments :P

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Some days I feel like this.

I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.

Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Ha!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it.

it's all fun and games until… your jeans don't fit anymore

It's all fun & games till. your jeans don't fit anymore. The fun & games ended 2 days ago 😳!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Sorry for the language, but you know most sarcastic folks are thinking this...

Funny Confession Ecard: I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.

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