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I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children. | Baby Ecard | someecards.com

No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children. | Baby Ecard | someecards.com

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

hooray for half of my pay check going towards this. This is so sad but true!

No offense to those sporting stick figure stickers..  But this is funny.  :)

No offense to those sporting stick figure stickers.. But this is funny. :)

funny and true!

What Age do You Tell Your Kids about Santa Claus

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At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected... ...then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected... ...then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/