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Let’s Eat Grandma Because She Doesn’t Know How to Write, or scary writing and punctuation fails

In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days.

Lazy Rule: If you drop an ice cube…

Lazy rule: If you drop an ice cube kick it under the fridge.

This happens to me every day & seriously pisses me off. So when they talk, I interrupt & talk louder. Fuckers.

that annoying moment when you start the same sentence like 3 times and someone interrupts you each time, y u no let me talk? funny, and so true

This goes out to baby mama. She never got to know me but she doesn't like me and doesn't want her son to be involved in any of my business affairs. I have always been polite and treat her son as if we're mine, so I know I have not done anything wrong. Well ... If she is jealous of what I have accomplished let me tell you.... I have more for you to be / jealous / mad at.... Just be patient!!!

Dear Hater, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

I do this a lot

This is what I ask myself on a daily basis. Sleeping late wins every time! Looking cute us overrated!

Oh yes I do. rhondathompson

and they end up getting hurt because they have no sense of humor and they take themselves too seriously. Yeah, I can relate.

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For some reason, I don't think that was an auto correct mistake. I think they were just screwing with the person