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I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow.

I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow. Must be a coincidence that tomorrow is Monday.

Funny Confession Ecard: That's a wrap on another day where I acted like I knew what I was doing.

That's a wrap on another day where I acted like I knew what I was doing. Fake it till you make it lol!

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.

Funny Apology Ecard: Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post. I really do like you.

Why, yes, I use my Google search bar as spell check. Doesn't everyone?

It's faster than opening Word and typing it in, or opening a dictionary ap. (I don't think I've cracked open a dead-tree dictionary even once in the last couple of years, but I look up words several times a week.

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop..Hahahaha!

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop. Ask them anything and they suddenly have to poop.

Remember, if you can't say something nice... make it funny. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Remember, if you can't say something nice. make it funny

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Free, Reminders Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

I'm working on it, so please fuck off.

I wish I could print this and hang it on my desk. And have it as an automatic email response to the people that piss me off at work the most.

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee.

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok byeeee

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