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Inappropriate, but funny! I feel this way a lot when people tell me how hard something or someplace is...

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, it's because you're drunk. | Reminders Ecard

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

Pinterest quotes, pinterest funny, pinterest humor ...You think she's kidding?? I definitely do this! (Nancie)

LOVE THIS!! "It's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying 'I'm sexy'... in braille."