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Stop with duckface.

Stop with duckface. So true

Soo mee

my new motto, determined to find a baseball player :)

If the ability to take pictures of yourself that hide the fact that you are a fat ass, were a skill, you would be Mr. Miyagi.

Hate is a strong word. But funny!

OMG! Can't stop laughing

Ive gotta remember this!

This is something my son would say!

Dear Lucky Charms, Please stop putting cereal in my marshmallows. Still funny even though I don't like lucky charms

My parents accused me of lying today, I looked at them and said "tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus" and walked away like a boss.

we have hundreds of hilarious pics!

Funny Workplace Ecard: It's Payday and I'm on lunch break......Of course I'm at Target.

Funny Workplace Ecard: It's Payday and I'm on lunch break.Of course I'm at Target. Um this was totally me when I worked in Wentzville!

lol good one

Funny Reunions Ecard: Why can't Ryan Gosling be in 'Magic Mike' too?

OK Then

Haha, sad but true! FB stalking is the equivalent of a being a modern day Gladys Kravitz (Bewitched fans get the reference!

Kinky sex and receiving the inheritance are the final steps of the mourning process.

e cards hahah

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

SO TRUE. Do not like Kristen Stewart. I read somewhere that people thought she should be the main in 50 Shades. Seriously she will ruin it if they do.

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

I wish it was THAT easy....siiigh.  Guess I will go to the gym instead.

Girl scout cookie season always messes with my plan. Self control needs to be worked on, obviously lol

Or pinterest! Some people need to apply all of the pins they pin towards other people and apply it to their own catastrophic life. You're just fake and everything you pin is fake! Some people just live a complete lie and are clearly miserable, yet try and make their life look so great and grand on Pinterest hahahah.

Because some people just don't speak sarcasm!