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    Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.


    Here's the deal. I make the babies. You kill the bugs. Got it? - My wedding vows



    Need a little creativity boost? Find it in this collection of free printable coloring pages for big kids and grown-ups. Coloring is a great stress-reliever too!

    Sounds legit

    So true

    Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!



    You don't like my piercings and tattoos? Well, I don't like your face. Does that mean we should cover that up, too?

    I love when customers come through on the weekends and they're like "Have a great weekend!" Thanks, I'll be spending it here...

    So true

    The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people.

    ROFL....seriously the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

    The Psychology of Colour | Infographic. The descriptors alone are worth the pin.

    Reason for Being adorable puppy in glasses! Puppies, Remember This, Dogs, Well Said, Shihtzu, Dr. Who, Shih Tzu, Inspira... - Life Quotes

    Kari Jo...LMFAO...

    Important points for atheists, Christians, and reindeer.