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I swear we won't forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second.
Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.
Facebook needs to add "Still banging my ex" as a relationship status option.
Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot.
Sorry I failed to acknowledge your birthday even though it was clearly posted on Facebook and I pretty much never log out of Facebook or leave my house.
I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.
The more you try to convince us through Facebook that you love him so much, the more convinced we are that you're in a terribly unhappy relationship.
You're ridiculous. And by that, I mean we are going to be best friends.