Hilarious chalkboard signs offer bacon, booze and breakfasts consisting of aspirin to lure passersby off the street | Daily Mail Online
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Don't forget to buy a bottle for mom - Funny sign says: "Don't forget to buy a bottle for mom on Mother's Day. Remember, you're the reason she drinks!"
Don't forget to buy a bottle for MOM. Mother's Day Sunday 5/13. Remember, you're the reason she drinks!
This is funny, because my mom just told me to buy her a bottle of tequila for Mothers Day.
My mom doesn't drink but I know I have given her many many gray hairs :) Mothers day
Happy Mother’s Day, Mother's Day, mom, fail
Don’t forget about mom… happy mother's day
Happy mother's day! But oh so true!
Mothers Day. Drinks. Funny stuff.
Clean, Mother, Funny Stuff, Kitchen, I Will, Kid
This is funny stuff i would be scared if that was in my kitchen thow................................
I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. If you mess it up... I will cut you <3 Mom HA! I need to make signs like this!!
Channeling her inner Bon Qui Qui. Pretty sure I will write this exact same thing one day to my kids.
I spend 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. if you mess it up... I will cut you. Love, Mom (I love this! I want a sign just like this that says love, your wife)
Says "I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. IF YOU MESS IT UP...I WILL CUT YOU <3 Mom" Hahaha! Too bad only 1 kid can read! But all 3 understand my sarcastic ways ;-)
I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. IF YOU MESS IT UP... I WILL CUT YOU <3 Mom GO MOM.
i swear when i have kids and i just finish cleaning the kitchen, this is what i will do...
bon qui qui as a mother...oh bless that child;) haha
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Love this!! So true, but makes me feel better to know that it is true for so many wives that it became an e-card.
So true! LOL...I`m away from my husband half the year, and even when I`m not around and he asks where something is, I know right away!!! OCD alert x_x hahaha,,,gets worst with age omg
so true....my husband still looks through all the cabinets to get a cup and we've been living here for 5 months
hahaha. soooo true. OMG so true my husband is always saying he doesn't know where anything is!!
So true. My husband has no idea where anything is after living here for seven years!
hahaha. soooo true. Story of my life!!!
⚓so not funny Funny
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Are You Seriously Asking Me That? Seriously? lol this is so true: Giggle, Mother, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Mom, Kid
this is so true...except the opposite in my life. The kid is my mom -_- @Christie Moffatt Breeze Nichols
So true. And the correct answer is no. Mom's who actually do this for their kids need to be punched in the face!!!
The story of my life!! Being a Mom is the best job hands down...also the most demanding!!
Not a mom, but I have experienced every one of these as a nanny. So true, so funny.
Oh to the joys of being a mom. Saw this and thought it was funny and so true!
Of the joys of being a mom, without actually having any kids of my own!
Someone drew a cartoon about my life! THIS IS SO MY CHILDREN!
So true!!! I love being a mom of 5 wonderful kids!!
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Only for some very specific people, but yes, this does happen in my head.
For some people, yes. Because they are jackasses.
hahahahaha You KNOW this is true for some people!
This is me....at the office!!! =)
Or dumb ass........just sayin'.
ALL dispatchers do this!!!
Happy Gilmore 'Jack Ass'
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I have developed a low tolerance for the spoiled kids of this generation, and the parents who created them.
I have developed a low tolerance for the spoiled brats of this generation and the parents who created them. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
amen! This is my life everyday working at a preschool.
VERY low tolerance...this is so true!
HA! So true!
Soooo True, Some People, My Life, So True, Thought, Opinion, Mylife, Totally Me, True Stories
Oh My Goodness....this is so true. For years I was quiet when I had many thoughts and opinions of my own. Voiced some recently and found out who can dish it out but CANNOT take it! Very revealing!
I'm trying to remember I kept an opinion to myself, but I'm sure I have, so thought this was appropriate.
Story of my life.. Im too opinionated some days sorry . Don't ask for my opinion unless you want the truth
Opinions...(from Beans,Blogs and Bacon on Facebook...https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beans-Blogs-and-Bacon/377356338943734). So True!
Yeah.....ummmmm thats so true ;) story of my life!!!
So, so true.....for some people....others....
HA! So true! This is totally me.
I love this...SOOOO true!!!
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simple solution: get it ready the night before and use a coffee maker with a timer so the coffee is ready when you wake up! Or if you don't have a timer set it up and don't start it till morning
So true! Which is why I keep my coffee maker in my room, and yes, next to my bed! ohh the shame
So true. That's why you get a coffee maker that you can program the night before!
So true! I need to use the automatic timer on my coffee maker more often!
For those coffee lovers....this is truth! www.SpeakYourTruth.com
So true! Thank goodness for programmable coffee makers!
Need Coffee || #coffee #quote #saying #words #funny
Every morning. Coffee addict problems
the things coffee does to me ...
Y'all know it's true!
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funny captions i hate when people text me call me i'm gonna start calling people and tell them to text me kermit meme
Not really, but thought it was funny...
So true @natfin7 @MandieFinks
This just makes me laugh
Made me laugh.
So true :)
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Ha - I'm already at this point in my life! Been there...trying to do the opposite now!
I think I reached this age sometime in college ...
Ha - I'm already at this point in my life!
Ha ha! The TRUTH is a Beautiful thing!
Especially as I get older
Funny stuff on Pinterest
Not always a good thing!
Totally me! :-)
Haha my life!
This is so true!
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Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman...especially a mom whose child got their feelings hurt because you're inconsiderate. My kids getting hurt will bring out someone in me that you'll wish you'd never met. I'll make your nightmares seem happy... truth!
"never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman" - Mademoiselle Yaya
visual statements / never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman #truth
pissed off women haha so true
Food for thought.
woman power! ;)
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Never has there been a statement so true. story of my life
Haha so true! My life story!
So true. Story of my life.
girls life right here
Funny & true.. Lok
This is hilarious!
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MISSING Have You Seen This Man? Last Seen Happy Valentine's Day. Presumed Dead. ---- I would kill him too :D
MISSING Have You Seen This Man? Last Seen Happy Valentine's Day. Presumed Dead. ---- he should have bought flowers! best hilarious jokes funny humor fail
Guys, don't end up like Mike here. Get over to your Hustler Hollywood store for all your Valentine's Day gifts.
This is hilarious! Missing. Have you seen this man? Last seen February 14. Presumed dead. Happy valentines day. Man brings cleaning supplies as gift.
This is hilarious! #Humor #Fun #Joke #Funny #Jokes #Risas #Hahaha #Jajaja
Have you seen this man? /// Bad Valentine's Day Gifts!!!!!
Lmao what a mean Valentines gift!
took me a minute bahahahaha
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What prank have you done for April Fools day?? or were you the victim? --- ¿Qué broma has gastado en el 1 de Abril Día de la Broma? ¿o has sido tu la víctima? #aprilfool #prank #april #fools
April fools mirror stair - the mom in me sees a fall hazard, the wife in me sees a good laugh!
I admit that would probably startle me... April Fools, I think yes!
Funny Prank Ideas For April Fools Day
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so true This is the absolute truth, and goes for other animals too. A dog can sense a person's intentions, and what type of person they are, regardless of how amazing their facade is.
truth! Fired a home contractor once because my dog didn't like him. He seemed surprised
hahah isn't that the truth! My dog knows exactly which boys will break my heart!
I've often thought this. If your dog doesn't like someone...pay attention.
This is so true! Dogs are such a good judge of character.
Good advice, but my dog loves everyone!
If your dog doesn’t like someone
Dog Quote....so true though!!
Giggle, Two Year Olds, Truth, My Life, 2 Year Olds, Night Shift, Funny Stuff, So True, Totally Me
So true... Add no food and an actual two year old to the combo and you get A Hulk. Not green, but red and the rage is there too.
Night shift rules I'm about as tall as a two year old. Really close to being a little people.
completely true, just ask my 2 year old how mommy behaves after a bunch of night shifts!
Again, story of my life. Without sleep, we become tall two year olds.
This is so totally me. But like, a hungover two year old.
Oh so true....giggles @ 6am! Nothing like it!
Tall 2 year olds This is so true!!!!
Night shift nurse....story of my life
Truth. This is my life haha
A Mother's Love
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oh Auto Correct! Out of the mouth of 'Moms' and technology. hahaha
WTF = Well That's Fantasticツ #Humor #Funny #Text_Message
this is my mom texting. like really.
Not an auto correct but so funny!
I can see my mom saying this...
When parents text...
Old people huh? LoL
autocorrect - WTF
Why the face?
My family and I.. Kelsey Benz
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Totally me. Story of my life! lol People are better off telling me the wrong time to be somewhere.
so true... THIS BELONGS IN MY SISTER'S HOUSE, IN MY ROOM, AND IN MY CLASSROOM!
So true and the story of my life! I wasn't even on time at my own birth....
I need this clock in my life! It's so true, I'm always late.
Story of my life -Perfect CLOCK for me!
whatever. i´m late anyways. 250612
so true about one of my sisters.
Gift idea for my sister
hahah oh JT.
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Happy April 30th! Are you guys ready to #CarpeMay?! Join us in the Oh Shit! It’s Almost Summer fitness competition! Give yourself 30 minutes a day to get that sexy body of yours bikini ready.. and win some Out There Social swag!Full contest details here! #fitness #30daychallenge #fitspo
Reasons May is gonna be the best month ever - I seriously can't stop laughing at this.
April 30th, that means... LMBO!!!!!!!!! I dnt know why it was so funny to me
If I ever stop pinning this on April 30th, assume I'm dead.
I think this is so funny for some reason hahahhaa
Literally laughed to hard at this
bye bye bye april!!
This will be me