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This is SO true for alot of people I know!  Just sayin

My husband lol good thing I do the throwing out of stuff he doesn't even know he has mwaahahahaha (evil laugh)

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

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Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

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Rottenecards - It's never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.

Haha....yes so true !

"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

Too true!

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

Word.

Why is patience a virtue? wombatarama Why is patience a virtue? Why is patience a virtue?

Exactly! if my best friend and myself aren't calling each other names, id think we were fighting lol

real friends don't get offended when you insult them. they smile and call you something even more offensive. Me with most of my friends.

Yep

My dogs are awesome AND I'm popping out a kid. I will still think my dogs are awesome!

She said, 'That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!' It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

This may make me seem selfish, but I can't help it. I like nice purses.

Modesty is beautiful!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention.

I was just wondering this the other day...took the words right outta my mouth!

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

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