If only spiders could talk...
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This would be awesome. Spider: But Annabeth... I just want to give you a hug. Annabeth: Percy!! Oh my gods! Talking spider.*faints*
Oh my gosh! So true. I hate spiders. If I could just talk to them, maybe they would be like, "Hey! Don't worry, we won't hurt you. We're all friends here!"
I wish ! Lmao. Hate spiders, but I always feel bad killing them (when I'm brave enough to).
Wouldnt it be awesome? Man if this how it were id be spiders best friends
Wouldnt it be awesome? I wish cause I am scared of spiders
I wish! My life would be great if this could happen!
I wish it was actually like this.... I hate spiders.
O my gosh that would be awesome! I hate spiders
I died laughing at this
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I, personally, really hate when i lose my black friend in the dark!---these made me laugh sooo hard!
IM SHAKING AND SPLUTTERING IM LAUGHING SO HARD I MEAN CHINCHILLAS EATING UNIVERSE LLAMAS W HATS STAB U 37TIMES
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Gotta say I think the funniest one is either the llamas or I lost my black friend in the dark. All of them are so funny!!!
These are all so funny I started laughing so hard. I hate it when llamas with hats stab you 37 times in the chest!
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is! But my favorite is "I hate it when I lose my black friend in the dark" LOL!!!
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is! "When I lose my black friend in the dark..."
I hate it when... I lose my black friends in the dark and voldemort uses my shower gel
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definitely made me laugh
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Literally laughing so hard. i speak chinese and this is making me think how he humans in this world manage to make something like this XD
don't lie... you just read all these out loud.----- OMG MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST PEED!!!!
Literally laughing so hard.
Haha, really loud laughing
I can't stop laughing!!!
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"I dont know why I found this so funny" this is tumblr you're not meant to understand" I think my Sherlock grammar police instincts are kicking in..
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"I dont know why I found this so funny" this is tumblr you're not meant to understand" I think my Sherlock grammar police instincts are kicking in.. << what the heck is this
This is so stupid, but I am laughing so hard that tears are just flowing from my eyes!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!
My mom had to tell me to control myself. I LAUGHED SO HARD I WAS TOLD TO CONTROL MYSELF
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD<<< maybe you're just starving for the chicken nugger
Chicken Nugger- OMG I'm almost pee-peeing myself laughing so hard.
I almost died laughing. There were real tears. Chicken nugger.
OMG I'm laughing so hard right now...CHICKEN NUGGERS!!!!
Why am I laughing so hard??! The dreaded chicken nugger!
I cried laughing so hard! Why is it funny?
talk about stop your heart. This has actually happened to me. And to make matters worse, I yelled "the flash!" as it happened.
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Hahaha this is exactly why I'm scared to take pictures of people at Walmart!
And the exact moment you make a new enemy: the flash was on.. HHAHA
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Ha! Trying to take a sneaky picture!
oh my god i can't stop laughing
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I'm still laughing.
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Spider bribery. FYI, it didn't work. (I HATE HATE HATE pictures of spiders - and the real thing, but the comment was hilarious)
Spider bribery. FYI, it didn't work. <--- did you try that? I mean, you should have used a quarter. I mean really, a quarter they cant run away with.
That comment is very funny! LOL To: May Rose
Spider bribery. FYI, it didnt work.
That comment xD
The comment tho
The Spider Who Couldn't Hide- worth watching even though it is a giant creepy spider. i love this more than i should! i think its the guy talking that makes it funny
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The Spider Who Couldn't Hide- worth watching even though it is a giant creepy spider. i love this more than i should! i think its the guy talking that makes it funny This is gross!! Spiders :(
The Spider Who Couldn't Hide- worth watching even though it is a giant creepy spider. I think it's the guy talking that makes it so funny. "Scratchscratchscratchscratch"
The Spider Who Couldn't Hide ~never before in my life have i found a spider funny... I laughed at this one.
The Spider Who Couldn't Hide ~funny but still makes me want to cry. Ew.
The Spider Who Couldn't Hide- seriously funny stuff.
I know this is a scary spider, but its pretty funny
i hate spiders but this is kinda funny
Creepy spider, funny video.
Really funny spider.
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A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Need to remember this for someone at school... I'm coming for you Tilly!
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. The ultimate punny dad joke. This is it. What a play on words. [mahatma gandhi]
I had been trying to remember this joke for years…<< It took me a second, but then I started giggling to myself.
I tried to tell this joke to my friend at school and I didn't remember all of it so I was all "So he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!" and she didn't get it.... I will show her this again one day!
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. The made him. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. “Say it out loud to get it”
Favorite Joke: Mahatma Gandhi: a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Why do I find this so funny???
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Nerds may be lame but they certainly have some great comebacks...not. Just this one
God I wish my students would do this lol<<<<<Best teacher ever.
Would you like some Aloe Vera? Cus you just got buuuurned! :p
I hope someone gave her some ice LOL- or perhaps aloe vera
You might need some aloe vera for that
haahhahaaa love the kelso burn
This is hilarious.
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The most metal description of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind. KENTUCKY. FRIED. DEATH! m/,
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How to handle vegan/vegetarian internet trolls! Death metal chicken sandwich.
.::Kentucky fried death; blood mouth::.
YES! Death metal Kentucky FRIED DEATH
Kentucky Fried Death. Metal Chicken.
Death metal chicken sandwich--genius
Great ways to avoid talking to people you have no interest in
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16 Great Ways To Avoid Talking To A Huge Creep - Misc the best part is biting of the edges and crushing them with your teeth
16 Great Ways To Avoid Talking To A Huge Creep, #Funny, #Texting, #True, #ReallyWorks!
16 Great Ways To Avoid Talking To A Huge Creep - Misc HAHAHA these are too funny
16 Great Ways To Avoid Talking To A Huge Creep - Misc. I just died from laughing
16 Great Ways To Avoid Talking To A Huge Creep - Misc>>>wow people are idiots
16 Great Ways To Avoid Talking To A Huge Creep - Misc this is hilarious
16 Great Ways To Avoid Talking To A Huge Creep - dying laughing
I just can't stop laughing!! Dying of laughter right now
hahahaha this is funny stuff
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" I wish to devour the unborn" this is just so funny to me....although I feel like I shouldn't laugh
Made me laugh! I can only hope my children will be as awesome as this little boy!!!
I can only hope that any of my future children will be this awesome
.....LOL Why is this so funny? Literally just busted out laughing!
Awesome kid! Lol I couldn't stop laughing when I read this!
this kid....is going places! Literally laughed out loud!!!!
Had me in giggles. This. Kid. Is. Awesome.
Freaking funny stuff right there
Omg, I died laughing
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Dude Fake Texts Chili's Gift Card Recipient In A Hilarious Prank Almost Too Funny To Be True | Elite Daily
Textastrophe | The Chili's Gift Card - The funniest thing you will read all week - I promise you!
Oh god, prank texting is the bomb... oh, to be young again and sorry for curse words
Bro Awesomely Trolls a Man on Craigslist Who’s Selling a Chili’s Gift card
Chili's gift card prank. LMAO Funny Pictures Of The Day – 89 Pics
Lls...this is by far the most hilarious text prank I've seen
Chili's text prank
This needs to be my life
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Everybody wants Morgan Freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses - I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets to serious ^And that's the gospel truth
The muses from Hercules. Which is probably my favorite Disney movie ever. Tied with Aristocats of course
221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses and that’s the gospel truth
I want Morgan freeman as one of the five sassy singing lady muses to narrate my life
I want the five sassy singing lady muses to narrate my life :)
I want Five Sassy Singing Lady Muses!
Hahaha okay I've never understood the point to that phrase...but hakuna your tatas is hilarious lololol
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Oh m god I am laughing like a crazy over here! Hakuna your tatas!! hahahahah don't have a rack attack! Undo the calamity that is your mammaries!!!hahahahah
Alternative Phrases To "Calm Your Tits" (oh my gosh-- rack attack! Thus is perfect because I HATE this saying!)
Alternative Phrases To ‘Calm Your Tits’ OHHHHHH Pinterest you have never seize to make me almost pee my pants laughing
Alternative Phrases To ‘Calm Your Tits’ don't use this but some of these are so funny
Alternative Phrases To ‘Calm Your Tits’ I like don't have a rack attack hahah
New and improved phrases… @Trent Johnson Halbeisen Funny stuff
Alternative Phrases To ‘Calm Your Tits’ OMG I'm dying laughing!
Don't have a rack attack! My new best saying...what a giggle
Calm your tits alternative phrases
Omg I'm dying
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Dress code. After you finish laughing, think about it some more and you will get angry. Very angry. Gender equality does not exist.
Dress code. After you finish laughing, think about it some more and you will get angry. Very angry. Slut shaming and victim blaming is deeply ingrained, even in our schools.
Dress code these guys xD i wish someone had done this when i was in high school xD
Sweet baby Jesus! The words make me cringe, but the picture makes me giggle ;)
This should be a senior prank to prove how stupid the dress code is.
Wish my guy friends would have thought about this in high school!
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Oh, she looks so cute... I just died!
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I can't ... I just can't even ... I'm laughing SO hard.. What a cruel way to learn how screwed up tumblr is :'D
I can't ... I just can't even ... I'm laughing SO hard. <<< Her eyes are black. I think she is a demon.
I can't ... I just can't even ... I'm laughing SO hard. Please excuse the language, it was just very funny (not the cursing part).
Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!<------ I love how they just ignore the burning picnic table ( not sarcasm )
Sorry about the language... I can't ... I just can't even ... I'm laughing SO hard
I can't ... I just can't even ... I'm laughing SO hard. Oh tumblr, I love you.
I can't ... I just can't even ... I'm laughing SO hard---GOD DANGIT TUMBLR!!!.
scrolled past this once. died laughing.
I'm laughing SO hard.
No, seriously. They’re bad: | The 27 Realest Tumblr Posts About Periods
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period cramps are awful, but many of these are friggin hilarious. | The 27 Realest Tumblr Posts About Periods
@calamitylulu it's like you were saying the other day about shitty doctors who don't get period cramps. Smh.
When I had my first gallbladder attack I thought it was just bad period pains. But after 5 hours of intense pain my partner took me to the ER. He was like 'if you were in so much pain why didn't you tell me sooner' I just glared and said something like 'I go through this every month shut up'
I'm sorry but this is so true. People think women are weak bc we complain about period cramps, but omg some of us have insanely painful cramps.
The post about thinking your period cramps were actually your appendicitis, was literally me. And my doctor. I almost died. I was freaking sick for 2 weeks cause we thought it was my period. Being a woman is painful. Very painful
No, seriously. They can be bad. I've heard of some girls being completely bedridden during their period, while I've also heard of others actually being admitted to the hospital! Period cramps can seriously be nasty! : | The 27 Realest Tumblr Posts About Periods
To those who say that period pain isn't that bad...
27 realest tumbler posts about periods
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