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It's true.

Quotes - I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.


I call my cat a traitor because he will leave me to go cuddle with my sister.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

Funny Quotes

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Happens too often

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

Err, true? Guilty as charged! things-that-crack-me-up

wicked_designs : I will make custom book charm jewelry gift for $5 on www

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

I honestly have said this to a sheriffs deputy

Funny Police Traffic Speed Limit Sign Joke Picture Quote - Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you

If we don't know...we should!

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

For Caitlyn Lowe - You do not have MS.

WebMD definition

Funny pictures about WebMD definition. Oh, and cool pics about WebMD definition. Also, WebMD definition photos.

"What are you waiting on?"  "The light to change."  "Um, Carla...it's a stop sign."  Stuff happens.

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .


I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.


How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

hahaha that's funny. I swear the people who write these are psychic. :D

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning