So do teachers!! :)
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"Sometimes a Mum needs a break" I found this and loved the thought that even the prim and proper Mums of the UK get desperate for some time out
Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break. - boy - hung up on clothes line - black and white - drip dry
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Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break. Too bad I dont have a clothes line lol
Handy ways to use your clothesline!! Great time out option. ;-)
So true...wish I still had a clothes line! ;)
haha funny stuff
The funny thing about becoming a parent is there is no grace period, no easing in to the role. One day you have a bump, the next you're a parent (give or take, depending on how long you're in labour) ;). Another fun fact my parents always remind me of is that kids don't come with manuals. Even if they did, you'd probably have to scrap the old edition with the birth of each new offspring and scramble to re- write a new version. No wonder wine was invented! While the first little while after having a baby can be daunting, each new phase has it's own set of challenges made easier or harder depending on your child's temperament. These lil critters are always changing, evolving, and discovering new ways to challenge our resolve. What was a snap for one family can be a nightmare for another; each child is so different, it's impossible to ever have all the answers. Comforting isn't it?! Ah the adventures of being a parent.... At the request of a reader, I am putting together advice for parents for children of different ages, since the baby years are only the beginning of the adventure. (And perhaps a new found affinity for wine?!) And because they've 'been there, done that', I thought I'd ask some experts- aka Moms- for some words of wisdom- starting with mine with some insight about two year olds. Judy Miller, Mother of Two: By age two children have discovered the word "No" and often find it very difficult to do what they are told and sometimes become very frustrated and have temper tantrums, hence, the expression "The Terrible Two's". As a mother, you need to realize that this is just a phase your child is going through which will not last forever, however, you need to be firm and persistent and help your child to understand that they can't always have their own way. A good way to try to understand your 2 year old child is to imagine yourself in their shoes and look at the world through their eyes. In order for a mother to help her child, she needs to try to get inside the child's head and try to understand where they are coming from so that she can somehow find a way to explain to her child why they need to do what they are told. For some mothers this can be a very trying time, however, you must not always give in as the child quickly learns how to get their own way, which can lead to more problems in the future. Not only is this true for the terrible twos, I think the advice of putting yourself in your child's shoes and explaining a situation to them in a way they understand is something we should remember throughout life. It's tough and requires patience (my Mum loves to remind me how lovely I was!), but I think being stubborn and consistent with a child pays off. More Mom advice coming soon! Thanks Mom for everything- but especially for loving me. I appreciate you now more than ever!
I couldn't resist....this cartoon was just too cute. :0) Not that I would ever hang my children from the clothesline, but I definitely need that 5 minute break every now and then. How about you? What do you do to get your "you" time fit in? I end up staying up WAY too late at night and force myself out of bed an hour before I need to get everyone up in the morning. I also still make the 2 little ones I have at home with me all day lay down for at least an hour in the afternoon...sometimes this is just so that I have time to fit my shower in for the day, LOL. But, if I didn't have these slots of time set aside I don't know how I'd ever find time to knit, crochet, design, read, etc. etc. This also leaves the bulk of my day during the hours the kids are awake to simply be "mom". My Stay@Home Stitchings time is, and will continue to be, further down on my list of priorities as long as my kids are at home. I make it a point to put my time with God first in the morning, my time devoted to my family (cooking, cleaning, helping with homework, playing games, doing "mom" stuff, etc.) next and then any time I have left is for me to do what I need to do for Stay@Home Stitchings. It works for now. I know I'll have plenty of time after they are all in school full time and I'm a basket case because I'm lost without all the busyness they have provided me for all these years. :0( Oh....I'm sure I'll still be super busy running everyone here and there after school, but life's schedule will definitely be changing big time. I will have to find a new normal (which even as I type this brings tears to my eyes). I LOVE my Stay@Home mom job and I LOVE having my little ones underfoot. I can't bear to think of them being away all day, even if it does mean more "me" time. Being a Stay@Home mom is by far the MOST rewarding job there is....even if a 5 minute break is only caught by hanging your kids on the clothesline. ;0) Happy Stitching!! - Whenever and however you find time to fit it in. :0) Don't forget to find me on Facebook: Stay@Home Stitchings . I'm trying to reach 500 fans by my birthday in 2 weeks. :0) Lofty goal, but I think there are plenty of Stay@Home moms, knitters and crochet lovers out there to help me out. :0)
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5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman Funny Quote Sign in Pink. I’d like to say this is not true or just a stereotype, but in my experience as a women, this is 100% true.
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman Funny Quote Sign in Pink. Literally this is so true....
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman Funny Quote Sign in Pink Lol!
True quotes for and from girls
Hahaha this is pretty funny.
This is so funny and true
This is so true it hurts
Not a meme buuuut
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hahahaha! Hit my funny bone. :-) I think we can all use this one from time to time
hahahaha! Too funny:) too many of my family members need this on a shirt
LOL TOO FUNNY! I have a few of those in my life!
hahahaha! Hit my funny bone. :-)
hahahaha! Too funny:)
Hit my funny bone. :-)
funny bipolar quote
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:) We try to live up to perfect, 2 is not bad ;)
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phahahahaaaa i was like what? shut the front door i thought this was modern woman not super woman lol its hard enough doing ALL these things on the weekend!!!
Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two.
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Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two.... Don't even have kids yet and this is already too accurate.
Today's Modern Woman - so true...
TODAY"S MODERN WOMAN...
I love you mom.
@Susan Hood Happy Mother's day! I remember a mom who told me if I ate the batter I was going to get "Sooooo sick," until the day I came in and found her chowing down on some cookie dough. Love you, mom!
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Good moms let you lick the beaters... Great moms turn them off first. cc: @Elizabeth Thorp
Inspiration CAN be found EVERYWHERE!: Happy Mother's Day
Happy Mother's Day. Thanks mom for being "great!"
funny thing, this was on my mothers day card/lol
Happy Mother's Day! @Connie Stewart
Thanks, Mom! Happy Mother's Day.
Happy Mother’s Day!
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Funny Baby Ecard: Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm. I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and 'I've had enough!' mother arrives. OK? OK.
Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm. I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and 'I've had enough!' mother arrives. OK? OK. That's what happened tonight
Some nights I swear I count the minutes to bed time!!
Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm
Some nights really require a cut off
:) lmao!!! funny stuff
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Bathroom Privacy... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bathroom Break?? They Will Find You!!
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Bathroom Break…. So true! Now that the kids are older, the pets are taking their turn! every single time!!
Bathroom Break…So true! My children would send notes/coloring sheets under the door....those were the days! (sigh)
Bathroom Break?? No such thing. Used to be toddler hands under the door..now it's cat paws.
Bathroom Break?? No such thing lol so true I've learned to just not shut the door
Bathroom Break…so true and usually there is a cat paw as well.
So funny--except, for me it's cat paws under the door
ok this is my life but, with cat paws under the door
Bathroom Break…so funny and so true
That's funny stuff :) and so true!
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I do this a lot! "Oh! I put away that box. It wasn't on my list but I have to write it down then cross it off, just so that later I'll remember all that I've accomplished today!" All. The. Time.
This is so me...I do this all the time, and that is what I like to do...cross them off my list :)
Serious list maker here and I DEFINITELY do this all the time!! Story of my life
I have only done this EVERYTIME I make my todo list.....Keeley, stop laughing
"Lists" are such a part of my life. I do this all the time:)
absolutely! Repin funny stuff....DONE!
Everyday of my life!
I, in all honesty, do not do this, but I could see my Mom doing it, back before she passed away from metastasized breast cancer. Truth be told, I'm one of those 'make a list and then lose or forget all about it' kinda gals. I tried to be a list maker - years ago - while still trying to emulate my Mom (after I had my first, and only child); she was HUGE on list-making, but I never truly picked up on it. My lame attempts at effectively making and utilizing lists have never lasted more than a week, at best. Mom, on the other hand, kept trying to make lists - even after the cancer [which metastasized to her liver] increased her calcium levels to the point that she was loopy as a drunkard... she said and did some of the most hilarious shit ever. It was, both, heart wrenching and hilarious to witness, and we needed to laugh - great god of bloody fucking misery - the amount of neglected emotional release amongst all of us surrounding Ma was stifling from the time she fell overtly ill. We couldn't stand around her bawling, so we stuffed the emotions down and did the best we could.. but I do believe, in hindsight, that her adorable sense of humor saved us. We could laugh; even in light of the horrendous circumstances, we could belly laugh when Mom said or did something cute. I vividly remember one of her last lists. It was barely legible and made no sense; it was precious to me. Yes, that lady ❤️'d list making like nobody's bidness. I, on the other hand, did not inherit that list-making gene.. and no matter how loopy I get, I seriously doubt that's ever gonna change. My brain races and makes it near impossible for me to stay focused on one thing at a time. The closest I come to making a list these days is when hub has to do the shopping on his own (which is 99.9% of the time).
I Am Presently Experiencing Life At A Rate Of Several WTF's Per Hour. #quote #WTF #life
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I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour. (Looks like someone needs an attitude adjustment)
I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour. Way too often! -M4U-
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My life right now. I could use a few less WTFs! :(
How to be a good parent.
lol i will remember this when i start teaching (omg, that was already a comment on this pic from the tumblr where I got it--but it totally works for me!) — Don't yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper; it's much scarier.
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I know it was for me... wish it worked with my kid. Nothing scares him it seems. He could benefit from a little fear.
Parenting tips need to remember this one for way in the future!
I remember this happening when I was a kid....its so true!! Lol
How to freak out your kids. So true. My dad was a pro at this!
My Dad did this with me. It works!
Funny stuff and so true!
Don’t yell at your kids
giggling so true
The top funny and inspiring mom quotes
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What's wrong with staying in your pajamas??? Stay comfy and get stuff done!! #stayathomemom #workfromhome http://www.easymoneymakingonline.2ya.com
After having kid(s) home for 4 days due to weather... This statement could not be more accurate!!!
The top funny and inspiring mom quotes.. Lol!! Some days I tell ya, some days!
being a stay at home mom quotes - oh man my stomach hurts, this is hilarious!
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I'm already there. Even though its just "kid" right now.
Ha! I feel like this somedays
Some days this is truth...
My life hahah
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Dont worry youre not the first mom whos ever thrown a towel over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed. Hallmark The Edge of Motherhood card.
HA! HA! Only a mom will understand this! So don't judge if your not bc you know nothing bout that.. Yet!
...or pulled the blanket over them;-) #TRUTH #Funny #Parenting #Moms #Motherhood
And there I thought I was a genius! Thank goodness for a large stack of towels!
Parenting truth! #LOL I thought I was the only brilliant one! Ha!
Ahhh, makes me feel better I am not as bad of a mom as I thought!
So funny and so true! Sorry but I can admit to it!!!
thank god how funny!!! so true!!
Or dad...funny stuff.
the truth comes out.
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Young girl showing the young boy how she's going to control his life one day.
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who run the world? girls.
Girls have the power.
it's our world, girls
Lol so true
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I've had nearly this exact conversation with my kids....
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this will most likely be my parenting style, haha.
ahahahah. this is my kind of parenting style lol
This will more than likely be my parenting style
My parenting style exactly. #truth
This would be my parenting style
some more future parenting style
my parenting style. sorry, kid
I like this parenting style :)
my parenting style. :-)
@Jennifer Taylor @Crystal Gregory Hermanson
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BFFs.....You know I am talking about YOU!!
Exactly what I would tell my besties!
BFFs @Judy Taylor.....
BFFs love my girls!!
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FACT. I do this all the time- have a few right now! @Ellen Adams- this is you too :)
Story of my life. Yes!! I do all the time!! But then I give up cuz it's no use. :(
Story of my life. More like all the time. They pop up from no where.
FACT. I do this all the time! fOR ME ITS LIKE 20% hahahaha
All the time!!! It's the story of my life!
Story of my life! I do this all the time!
Story of my life, but it's more like 10%
Funny stuff! So true!
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Story of my life. HAHAHAHa @EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS
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Target... one does not go in and out in ten minutes.
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Lol id be back in couple of hours!! You cant just go to Target for a few minutes!!
I don't think I have spent less than an hour in Target, EVER!!!!
Hehehe... I have done this. He falls for it every time.
I have done this so much, he doesnt believe me anymore!
My husband falls for that every time!! Lol
Target....it's the truth.
More like 2 hours!