"If you give a man a wookiee, he's going to ask for a fast spaceship. When you give him the spaceship, he'll probably ask you for an astromech droid to help with repairs. Once you've reached light speed, he'll ask you for an Alderaan princess.
That's no moon. It's a dog. Musha had to wear a cone of shame, so his human decorated it to make it more impressive to other dogs in the neighborhood. I'd make one for my dog, but he's more of a Whovian. Link -via Nerd Approved.