haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

or cuz i'm flustered and about to have heart palpitations...@Jill Meyers Meyers Galan, @Ashley Walters Gottula Asnip, @Anna Totten Totten Lockamy

or cuz i'm flustered and about to have heart palpitations...@Jill Meyers Meyers Galan, @Ashley Walters Gottula Asnip, @Anna Totten Totten Lockamy

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

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