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Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

K just thought you should know, but I don't give a fuck about what you think about me. You can judge me, scratch that, anyone in general, when you're completely flawless and perfect in everyone's eyes. You can talk all the shit you want on me, but I don't care. Doesn't even seem like they're good insults anyway LOL

SomeEcards : How to make your own e-cards in seconds AND it's hilarious !!

What could be better than a bunch of tasteless e-cards to start off your week.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

"Tried to log in on my iPad; turns out I don't own one (it was an Etch-a-Sketch). I'm also out of vodka."

I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Haha I will SOOO be the mom to use this line one day (:

Funny Family Ecard: Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser.

haha, love these.

Funny Confession Ecard: I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.