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Go to a Happy Place…

For me, TV, movies, books are quite similar - it’s all really about the interactions of the characters. All that other stuff: zombies, vampires, aliens, history, police, demons, doctors, monsters, ...

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

My Favorite Prank that I ever Did Pull

This will forever be my mantra. Until I get a tattoo.....which I have been looking at..so I will have to change my mantra. But for now, this is it! :)