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For some reason I find this hilarious! I think it's the pig.

asshole vs douchebag here lies the problem I could never tell the difference until now! :)

Assholes vs douchebags Funny and very true. Oh sooooo true. assholes are better than douchebags!

Winter growth

Funny Seasonal Ecard: I love that first warm day of the season, when you can step outside in your shorts and feel the Spring breeze through your leg hair. Ew, so true.

TRUE STORY:  I pulled up next to two friends and rolled down the window.  With a very serious look on my face, I asked, "hey, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"  They looked confused for a bit, then realized what I asked... I could see them cracking up in my rear view mirror.

Funny TV Ecard: I'm still kinda pissed they never actually told us how to get to Sesame Street.

'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me.'

Funny Encouragement Ecard: 'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay?

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

"I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. I'm kind of a catch." Well I have a cat but I like dogs too!

Ok, I can't help but post this....feel the burn or feel my bumper. haha.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

How to Keep Your Resolutions and Dominate in Business

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Lmao

bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

Mother fuckers.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Fucking hilarious

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Awesome women have curves and tattoos.

"Awesome women have curves and tattoos." Yes! I just need to get my tattoo transformed.

Middle finger

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.

High horse

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That first step off your high horse is gonna be a bitch honey. Tuck and roll.

Get in shape by losing fat. No pain, no gain. Eat healthy and play with plenty of energy. Have a positive mindset. Watch the fat fall off.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!