If you say no to oral sex, somewhere a little rabbit starts to cry.

Aurora Borealis

I think the next logical step in our relationship is speaking.

Support or Sadness

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So many ppl to say this to and so little time. Maybe I should just put these on business cards and hand them out ;)

Is That All?

K, damned funniest thing I've heard all day!!

This must be love because I haven't even contemplated an eventual escape plan.

Sometimes a bad thing :)

I didn't tell you? lmao

t-rex problems... haha don't know where are the t-rex jokes are coming from but too funny

lol

Every day!

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. #funny #humor #humour

You're weird. So am I.

Which would be totally true if health care insurance was provided by my employer, but it's not, so...I pay for my own high blood pressure meds out of my own pocket.