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Best Christmas movie

National Lampoon's Vacation- "We're all gonna have fun. So much fucking fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of you're assholes!

for realz!

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know what I've been through! Seriously though, I think I'm the only one who can put together the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio.

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. -This one is for Kimmie!!!

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. lol thanks i actually do fart glitter

Bwahaha-- I HAVE to do this!!!

Free, Courtesy Hello Ecard: when your phone rings private answer it "Greg's Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it!" I bet they hang up on u!


Top Five Most Annoying AP Style Rules

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I have these kind of days all the time!!

Ever have one of those days where literally everything pisses you off? Someone could be like "Look at that rainbow", and I'd be all, "Fuck that shit!" ~Ecards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile