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Dear, sweatpants hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy I know it, but too Lazy to show it. ecards-that-make-me-laugh

Proper Green: What should I do with empty toilet paper rolls? - Live Green - Recyclebank

No, you do not need any sort of paper towel/toilet paper roll to make any sort of "art. Make the paper roll "art" stop!

My pajamas. lol In my house even the dog knows when moms going to town...she's wearing street clothes.

I just live in my pajamas. I don't give a shit if you come over, but if you got a prob with my pj pants & uggs best stay at home kids! And these days, pj pants are as pretty as designer jeans!

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Laughter / Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN. (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.

Kinda tired of having a "job" and having to "go to work" and "pay bills." Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

TRUTH

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

Funny Confession Ecard: I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

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