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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch...

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch...

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

Hahahahaha!!!! I literally almost fell out of my chair!!!! I want a bumper sticker with this on it.

Hahahahaha!!!! I literally almost fell out of my chair!!!! I want a bumper sticker with this on it.

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haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

If he wants me to shake it for him, he is going to have to start looking a lot more like Luke Bryan.

If he wants me to shake it for him, he is going to have to start looking a lot more like Luke Bryan.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

For real, watched Snow White the other night and thought to myself my bunny should at least help me clean. LOL

For real, watched Snow White the other night and thought to myself my bunny should at least help me clean. LOL