Omg, one is eating a taco and another has a mustache and is wooing a girl
Breaking news: Pizza Hut has pizza. What a crazy thing to put on a pizza sign!
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I really hate plants.
CAPTAIN 'MURICA ››› GOOD LORD NEVER LET HIM GROW A MUSTACHE AGAIN CHRIS I LOVE YOU BUT THAT THING'S GOTTA GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY