I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]
Someone from Virginia posted a whisper, which reads "When I get mad at my husband I whisper to my 3 year old daughter "daddy hi-ya!" And she'll go whack him. He thinks it's random, she's doing my dirty work.